Thursday, September 14, 2006

Voldemort Made Me Do It

I read today that Rowling was given a special permission to board the plane in New York heading back to England with her unfinished manuscript as a carry-on item. Now all I can say is that if I had been the TSA agent at the time things might not have gone as smoothly.

You see, without a doubt Voldemort would put me under the Imperious Curse and I would be forced to detain her whilst I perused said manuscript to look for anything which might threaten national security. Now normally my favorite author would have gotten red carpet treatment and ushered with great ceremony onto the plane, "Nice to meet you Ms. Rowling, take anything you want on the plane... manuscript, gun, bomb, whatever". And normally I would never think to read said wonderful manuscript before it had reached the peak of ripe readiness, but...

Voledemont is so incessently evil and the Imperious Curse so cunningly crafty I might have had no choice. I'm sure he would do it to see if he could get a hint about how he's going to die a HORRIBLE CRUEL DEATH. But then I can tell him that without seeing the manuscript.

1 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Blogger Heather Anne said...

Oooh. That would have been something!

 

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